Vecktowrs

Did you know that, as of this date, according to Google, the word “vecktowr” appears exactly zero times on the internet?  Never on the internet! Vecktowr is a very important word to me (I invented it), and I think it should be on the internet at least once.

Here’s what would be great: You think of a vector-related idea that has no single-worded name, and start using Vecktowr to describe it!

Update!

This blog is now the only Google result for vecktowr! as of 29 Sep 2009.

Your Actiontec Needs Bridging.

The long and short of this article: It’s about buggy internet connections caused by poor communication between DSL modems and (wireless) routers; specifically, the Actiontec GT701 and Apple’s AirPort.  If you are having internet problems and you have a DSL modem and a router, then you should read this article. I go into a lot of unnecessary explanation; if you’d rather skip the boring details, this link will take you right to the heart of the instructions.  Finally, even if you don’t have an Actiontec or an AirPort, you can probably extract and interpolate what you need from these instructions.

Objective-C

Oh,
oh.
Oh objective-c.

How can you be so hard to read?

Hard to write,
hard to think,
creativity quashed.

I liked Applescript…

But it couldn’t do anything.
remote apple events don’t work.
Need to learn you, objective-c.

Why are you so difficult?

Rosemary

Cute bush, friendly bush.

Poke me with your pokes, then soft back and release smell-o’-pungent.

Good smell-o’-pungent!

Your lights light up,

heat up,

burn up;

you get tough, curl up,

but water pulls you through.

 

When the snow comes, I dig you up,

pot you up

table is your surface-home.

Spring comes,

garden is your surface-home.

Dirt splash and rain rough.

Getting Started with Ubuntu

Research ubuntu. Backup, backup, backup.  Backup.

Start boot camp utility, partition, crash.  Try again. Crash.

Won’t start up.

Damn.

Check backup disk.  OK.

Manual partition.  Wait.

Restore MacOS.  Restore, restore, restore.

Restart, everything’s OK.

 

Insert Ubuntu disc.  Shut down, hold C, restart.

DOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!  I love that sound.

Live CD.  Boot, boot, boot.

Installer.  US, S.L.C., Dvorak, Use largest free space, …

Are you sure?

Yes.

Partitioning.  Partition, partition, partition.

Install, install, install.  Install.

Remove CD, reboot.  There we are.

Success! … wait a minute, where’s my AirPort card?